Saturday, September 26, 2009

Squeaking Bread Machine

Deflation record U.S.

We cover everything, we are told nothing ... Fortunately, our friends from back office are there to ensure the grain in the shadows.



Hi Michelangelo

Evidence that the U.S. is in deflation in this graph (consumer price U.S. indexes from year to year in%): we are currently a -2.1%



As you can see what is coming over since 1949 and it is not finished yet ...


Thanks again to our friends in the back office.

As bankers and politicians, I invite you to the emergency collectively to immediately stop all kung fuck ...



...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Wedding Cakes At Kroger

When bankers whistling in the dark to reassure ... Flu

... Richard Anthony sees the train coming layoffs. September 21, the Financial Times, we can not be accused of left-Gazette, stressed the fragility of the banking system in search of 1.500 billion recapitalization. Should we expect the second wave of credit crunch ? The pen nuanced Tony Jackson has more than earned our house translation ...

problems banks may be more severe than people imagine
[Financial Times 21 September: "Maybe the banks are in Worse Than disorder weekends realized "by Tony Jackson]

It hurts me to say this, but maybe we are wrong completely on behalf of banks. Some say that the financial return to their old bad habits and need to impose retaliatory measures - the first and most concrete consisting revise upwards the funding requirements.

But their problems are perhaps more serious than we think. Maybe some of their most egregious mistakes, such as the huge premiums commitment, is actually a defensive action against the credit crisis coming. In which case fight against them now through recapitalization requirements could make only relieve our good consciences at the expense of our finances.

And there is no doubt that such requirements are the order of the day. Indeed, the Council on Financial Stability - representing finance ministries and central banks worldwide - said last week that was their priority.

To illustrate the risks involved, we refer to a recent analysis from Institutional Risk Analyst, a U.S. consultancy bank. This class U.S. banks based on their level of effort from A to F. The amount must, of banks' total assets level F - those closest to the gulf - is $ 4.458 bn.

If these banks fall below that amount, the cost of repairing their depositors will fall on other U.S. banks, under the rules of the Deposit Insurance Fund.

As noted IRA, "before the G20 does the question of increasing the level of bank capital, we must find a way - and fast - for stabilize the existing capital base of the banking industry.

remember that the money needed to recapitalize in good and due form banks are enormous - not only because of the losses they have incurred during the crash but also because they had reduced their equity disastrously during the "bubble years".

To perform the job properly, we need to restore the cap levels on the basis that they had in the mid 90s. Six months ago, the International Monetary Fund has fixed the cost to U.S. banks, European and UK to $ 1.700 bn (£ 1.044 bn).

Since then, according to Dealogic, these banks have raised $ 135bn in equity, we can therefore reduce the figure needed to $ 1.565 bn. But the fact that less than one tenth of the amount has been reached is not very reassuring ...

past six months, remember, have seen the banking shares skyrocket, making investors more willing to pay. And some fundraisers have also received aid from the government.

During this period, the aggregate market value of banks has more than doubled, from $ 1.068 to $ 2.420 bn m. However this still leaves them the possibility to reach a sum equal to two thirds of its market value. Looks like we've reached the limit - especially since the last survey from Merrill Lynch showing the most important consensus among the managers of global funds for the past seven years, according to which the bank shares are currently overvalued.

For all of us, these results could be perverse or untoward. If banks know they will be required to increase their capitalization - and if they foresee that they will not increase their equity - they have only one logical answer. They must shrink their asset base - which means they will indirectly reduce the loans they grant.

This comes at a time when alternative methods are always ready to rout. Borrowings in securities, for example, represent less than half the peak pre-crisis period, given that banks return within national borders.

More importantly, the securitized loan also works at about half the pre-crisis levels. This means that nearly $ 2,000 bn of credit, usually provided not by banks but rather by investment institutions, were removed from the system.

Despite emergency measures taken by governments to remedy this situation, the situation does not bode well. Much of applications has gone for good, as off balance sheet vehicles such as special financing vehicles.

And the new licensees will have on the fingers of the hand. The securitized loans are, by nature, complex structures, and their purpose was to offer triple-A rated tranches that institutional investors may acquire. This requires absolute confidence in the rating agencies. Today that faith is seriously shaken, who else would love to go put his nose in this kind of mess?

Other traditional sources of investment for the banks themselves - the wholesale markets, for example - are still weak. Bond markets are an exception, but only up a certain point. Dealogic figures show that last year, bond banks have declined - despite the government's help - 14 percent compared to pre-crisis levels of two years ago. Bonds issued by nonfinancial corporations, meanwhile, rose 44 percent.

The position of governments in all this is not enviable. These cis certainly aware of the dangers. But given the immense power of the bank lobby in the world, each government will also require banks to recapitalize - as is certainly necessary - it must exploit popular resentment while there is still time.

Like many other things in a crisis, timing is everything. But we should be careful not to take the apparent satisfaction of the banker for cash! They are maybe just alone in the dark, whistling for reassurance.

tony.jackson @ ft.com

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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intellectual in banking.

I spent the day reading the financial press. The inventor of the vaccine against stupidity is obviously to keep the formula for him. The three new cases below, observed the same week in different institutions, are indicative of the seriousness of the pandemic influenza intellectual raging as strong as ever in banks and ministries.


Example 1: healthy subjects, developing antibodies sufficiency:
During his speech at the Sibos conference in Hong Kong yesterday, William White, former chief economist of the BIS (Bank for International Settlements) , also cautioned against government action which, by deploying cost-effective solutions in the short run could have put in place the next crisis.

"Are we going into a recession in W? It is almost certain. Are we going to an L? I would not be surprised by anything, "he said, referring to the risk of" double-dip recession "or a prolonged stagnation, such as that which Japan suffered in the 1990s.

" The only thing that really surprised me in this situation is a rapid and robust recovery. "

[Financial Times:" Leading economist double-dip recession Fears "house translation]

Example 2 : trisomy bank afteuse Stage 4, very contagious
"Recession is probably completed at this stage, "said the Fed chairman, at a conference at the Brookings Institution in Washington one year to the day after the start of the financial panic caused by the bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers .

The president of the U.S. central bank (Fed), Ben Bernanke, said Tuesday that the U.S. recession that began in December 2007 were now "very likely over.

[ The Echo:" The U.S. recession is very probably over, "]
A good lesson kung fuck
...

be noted that this case is magnified by the phenomenon called "Echo", in reference to the syndrome that affects several years employees of the business daily:
Patients with the "syndrome of the Echo "struck psitacisme indiscriminate, repeatedly stated by the imbecility of any government.

According to anonymous sources knowledgeable, they are collaborators of Dr. Maeschalck that would be most severely affected.

Example 3: various topics in the terminal stage:
E ntonnée by Laurette Onkelinx the pit of the summer (Le Vif August 14: "The banks will also pay rigor "), taken by Didier Reynders at the start of school (his interview with the Evening September 2: " can tax the financial activity "), relaunched with a vengeance by Laurette Onkelinx (in Le Soir September 3: "For bankers here!" ), amplified by Elio Di Rupo (Le Soir Monday: " Use of bank assets ") ... This is not a song in the air time is a tube, and to put it politely: we urge that financial institutions should contribute to the fiscal effort.

[Le Soir: "The State eyeing the bank assets "]
Posing as white knights, politicians pretend to rush on windmills. They piously forgot to remember how much they paid to banks in October to get them out of the hole and how the widow and the orphan will pay in the coming years to repay the public debt accumulated by all this mess.

Note that the symptoms are worse when evening came, and that delirious subjects: mythomania, illusion of power and irresponsibility, relayed by the first French-language daily in Belgium, with no prophylaxis, even the most basic.


The size of the abscesses

Back on the sad case of Sarkoland including nepotism midget threw herself body and soul in the battle against the bankers' pay , whose wages it is further proof that they are a tiny drop of pus in the ocean pruritaire securitization.

In this regard, the ocean Titles Rotten was measured. According to the leftists actindependent.org it would 1.5 quadrillion dollars (1.500.000.000.000.000), 1 million and a half billion dollars!

I calculated: it is enough for 10 years offering a monthly pension of 2,000 € everyone on the planet. € 240,000 for nothing fuck, everyone that is to say, including all Papuans, all Dogon and more women than you are able to imagine in your wildest dreams.

is reassuring our friends right away prospective voluntary unemployment, this amount has never shown any real (it is not: it is to torch with gold leaf to Ethiopia).

No no no, everything was just beautiful silver printed for the states and the banks are once and for all subservient to central banks. Banks that have dared to resist movement called Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers, and now, nothing could stop Big Brother ...

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Friday, July 10, 2009

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summer will be hot: great creative leap in the financial


Well here we go again: with the greatest obscenity, bankers, governments and governments are preparing to squeezing of the populace and the state for the benefit of those counterfeiters that fueled the most dramatic economic crisis of this generation.
is the "socialization of losses" in all its glory, that is to say, in total impunity, and spotlight sycophants of the press.
Reading Notes disillusioned, provide some Xanax bars, chocolate bars and boxes of shit beer, depending on your style.


* California * Alles unter

A short botox financial Schwarzennator continues its descent into hell. Grabbed by the throat by its deficit, California has just issued the IOU notes (assignats bearer on paper) and requires state employees to accept them as payment .

suspicious, large investment banks (always the same white-collar criminals: Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and others) have already announced they would not accept filing these vouchers respite. Consequence: a parallel market develops on eBay and craigslist, where speculators offer to the holders involuntary and anxiety, a low purchase price.

Schwarzennland This brings the issue a regulation discouraging such garbage and forcing teachers to pass Chemistry notarized if they want to sell their vouchers ripoux.

"You're gonna eat it, yes, my rotten paper?" ... Difficult to say no when an employer has an android famous bodybuilder.

But always on the go with appropriate counseling, Mish Sheldock suggests to Americans of envoyer les vautours se faire voir. Et de rappeler que les citoyens américains viennent de sauver ces mêmes banquiers de la faillite avec les fonds publics, il y a six mois à peine :
Every one of those blood sucking banks was bailed out by taxpayers (California taxpayers too) and now will not take an IOU from the State of California for the citizens of California. This is disgusting.

If you have an IOU that the big banks will not cash, I recommend closing your accounts and putting them someplace that will. Please tell Wells Fargo, Bank of America, JP Morgan, and Citigroup to go to hell.

[Mish's economic analysis : "Tell Wells Fargo, Bank of America, JP Morgan and Citigroup to Go to Hell "]
We think what we want, but I soon as I have five minutes, I empty my accounts ex- Fortis , just to make it clear to Prot at Reynders and Leterme plays that do not work out with taxpayer money.


* Your emotional, Eric *

According Infinite Unknown, California merely precede other states, including the budget wavers dangerously:
"Our wallet is empty, and closed o bank IS o Credit is dried up, "Stated Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Saying this month that he would veto any budget bill that included new taxes beyond what he had proposed.

In Hawaii , state employees are bracing for furloughs of three days a month over the next two years, the equivalent of a 14 percent pay cut. In Idaho , lawmakers reduced aid to public schools for the first time in recent memory, forcing pay cuts for teachers.

And in California , where a $24 billion deficit for the coming fiscal year is the nation’s worst, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has proposed releasing thousands of prisoners early and closing more than 200 state parks.

Meanwhile, Maine is adding a tax on candy, Wisconsin on oil companies, Kentucky and on alcohol and cellphone ring tones.
[Infinite Unknown: " Budget Crisis: States Turning to Last Resorts "]

Irreal Estates of America * *


Goodbye cows, pigs, broods: according to the Financial Times on Friday, the U.S. real estate , which has now dropped to 30% on average, may well take 14% in the gums before stabilizing: The good news
Is That In Some U.S. regions, prices Have Already Fallen so sharply - by more Often 30 Per cent - That property is its very affordable Already relating to Income and was Historical Basis.

Purpose the bad news is that houses are not yet cheap enough to prevent more price falls. On the contrary, this particular team of analysts thinks that when the problems of excess house inventory and rising unemployment are added into the model, average US house prices will still fall by another 14 per cent in the next few years – on top of the declines seen so far.

[Financial Times : " Insight: US property market central to economy "]

Quand on sait que la capacité d'emprunt desdits ménages dépend de la valeur de leur maisons, et que les pertes d'emploi aux USA continuent de s'accentuer, on a compris que les américains n'ont pas fini de se tighten the belt.

And when we know that household consumption accounts for 70% of the U.S. economy , one can easily imagine that America is not ready to get up.


* Our Notaries note a marked elevation *

Echoing this distressing news is just the Echo which announced a sharp drop in real estate Belgium (6% on apartments , who says better?) and provides a downward trend for the rest of the year:
During the first half of 2009, housing prices have softened in Brussels and the Brabant Walloon, according to figures collected by notaries in these two regions [...]

sector activity should be stronger in the second half, thanks in part to low interest rates and control of inflation.

In addition, prices should not rise again, the offer likely to increase following dismissal waves that force owners to sell their property. "Many are also those who care primarily to rebuild their savings [...]
[Echo:" Real Estate: Lower prices in Brussels and Walloon Brabant "]
In
clear to our friends notaries, Belgium will be cut in September and the market will remain steady. It is slowly starting to do a little Cosette, for us ...


* When bankers are creative *

But all is not lost in their offices on Wall Street, the financial engineers were hit cettes week by flash of genius to reduce capital costs induced rotten securities, the banksters recovering securitization .

Two very large investment banks, and BarCap Goldman Sachs , propose to issue new insurance contracts, which will be purchased by investors outside the bank guarantee and securities rotten.

Yep, you heard right: it was the color of rotten securities, the smell of rotten securities and large, unlike the history of Canada Dry, they are indeed rotten securities.

The trick lies in the fact that the old securities are guaranteed by the new, they can be returned to positive bank balance sheets, which may be reduced in proportion funds regulations required by law to balance their balance sheets , and liberate their capital again.

C'est grossier et un peu con-con, mais ces messieurs sont très sérieux avec leur grosses ficelles bien minables :
Under Goldman's idea, it would sell an insurance product to a bank with a toxic portfolio, effectively shifting the risk of the underlying assets off the balance sheet. The insurance would require far less capital to be carried against it than the original assets.[...]

Some regulators may be wary of the invention of new pooled asset derivatives, especially if they are perceived as a way to avoid regulatory capital requirements.
Some rival bankers also view the schemes with scepticism. "This is a system of capital arbitrage," said one senior banker at another investment bank. "The need for capital just miraculously Disappears. "

[Financial Times:" Banks Reinvent securitization to cut capital Costs "] Not content
raffle butter, eat it, and the smile of the dairy, white collar criminals are trying to extract a phone number of her little sister ... But what is the police? Previously, she was putting on my Berlingo PV pourrave parked two abreast Vooruitgangstraat, but now even that aargh, c is privatized!

During that time, Bloomberg tells us how Morgan Stanley's corporate bond remix frumpy Fine consolidated investments bien frais :
Morgan Stanley plans to repackage a downgraded collateralized debt obligation backed by leveraged loans into new securities with AAA ratings in the first transaction of its kind, said two people familiar with the sale.

Morgan Stanley is selling $87.1 million of securities that it expects to receive top AAA ratings and $42.9 million of notes graded Baa2, the second-lowest investment grade by Moody’s Investors Service, according to marketing documents obtained by Bloomberg News. The bonds were created from Greywolf CLO I Ltd., a CDO arranged in January 2007 by Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and managed by Greywolf Capital Management LP, an investment firm based in Purchase, New York.
Et, pour la bonne bouche, ce petit commentaire technique sur le label 'AAA' :
A lot of banks and insurers “cannot buy anything but AAA ,” said Sylvain Raynes, a principal at R&R Consulting in New York and co-author of “Elements of Structured Finance,” which is due to be published in November by Oxford University Press. “ You’re manufacturing AAA out of not AAA, therefore allowing those people who have AAA written on their forehead to buy .”

[Bloomberg : " Morgan Stanley Plans to Turn Downgraded Loan CDO Into AAA Bonds "]

* L'administration américaine la main dans le sac *


Pendant ce temps-là, Timothy Geithner, Reynders of Americans, self-eroticizes to the press about his PPIP's ("Public-Private Investment Programs"): refinancing programs of public-private bonds and rotten, which will soon be put into battery for the greater good ... major investment banks. A priori

programs apply only to better sides of distressed assets, assets initially labeled "AAA" . But, as noted by Mish, the securities may have all been shot doped contracts on credit default ("CDS" or "Credit Default Swaps) qui étaient sensé en garantir la solidité, et donc n'importe lequel des titres aujourd'hui en capilotade était côté AAA au départ :
Many of the securities in question would NOT have gotten their AAA rating without the "enhancement" of a CDS issued by the likes of AIG , MBIA , or AMBAC . That is how virtually all of the junior tranches got AAA ratings. So in essence, the only securities covered by the PPIP will be the "top" tranches, representing the first 50% or so in value.

[...] Given that nearly everything was initially rated AAA there is essentially no restriction on the garbage PPIP participants can speculate on.
Et, continue Mish, under the guise of partnership, it course again the public sector will go to pot, and sometimes twice a day : first because the PIPP overstate assets acquired by state banks in difficulty, the second time because the PIPP overstate the risk taken by investment banks: More importantly
, disingenuous at best It Is to Suggest The Public Is in Any Way shape or form protected When The public IS putting up 93% Of The funds while private corporations Have to put up only 7%.

Furthermore, When Speculator only put up 7%, talk of "Facilitating price Discovery In The asset-backed securities markets "IS ludicrous. This Entire Process IS specifically Designed to not only Prevent price discovery, order to encourage overpaying of assets, thereby bailing out banks and Putting the risk is Taxpayers.

[Mish's Economic Analysis: "Geithner Lies Again Prepares for Launch PPIP have "]
Thus we see where the creativity of leading bankers: it obliges the state to rework our money to mop up the mess ...
[...] this plan has not pleased the business community, which could seriously hesitate to participate in the program after a vote in Congress to cancel a text Performance bonuses paid in institutions bailed out with public funds.

Paul Krugman was the first to express their opinion on the plan, calling it "recycling the Paulson plan" unrealistic and judge him according to the plan, which aims to "use taxpayer money to inflate asset prices Toxic. "

[Tray Size Economics and Social Sciences: "The Plan Geithner "]

* Deutschland ist auch verrücht


* Not all of this in Europe? Think again! The genius of Goldman Sachs already percolated into Germany:
Deutsche Bank engineered a similar structure to Facilitate The Dismantling of risk has failed Insurer AIG, although bankers close to transaction Said That Without Government Involvement The Cost of Such A Would Be Commercially structure unfeasible.
[Financial Times: "Banks Reinvent securitization to cut capital Costs "] germain
And the state has already decided that beyond 10%, the taxpayer was going to stuff the discount of rotten securities:
Members of the Bundesrat have finally adopted on Friday the law allowing German banks to create defeasance companies within them, or "Bad banks", to evacuate their damaged assets and resume their normal credit.

One model will allow banks to offload about 230 billion of toxic securities, which will be "frozen" in an external structure to maturity, for a maximum of 20 years.

banks using the system will depreciate 10% of their assets store compared to its book value at June 30, 2008, that is to say before the earthquake of Lehman Brothers .

banks get in return for debt securities issued by the bad bank, which will backed by government guarantees .

These should give them a very good rating from credit rating agencies, thus facilitating the refinancing institutions to enable them to restart lending.

[L'Echo (afp) " Germany: Act on the 'bad banks' finally adopted "]
is no longer surprising in our columns lascivious complacency with which the reptiles of the relay Echo without comment initiatives most obscene financial authorities. I personally more likely to adhere to the comment talkingminds on the same site of the Echo:
"It's a bad decision that will benefit the banksters still ... it is negative at any point of view, it overlooks the main responsibility for bad decisions and penalizes taxpayers."
Addendum: story in advance of any counter-argument against the "One must accept that the government implement a solution," underline that the authorities can also be a "good bank " which would be much better for the taxpayer and the citizen, and beaucoupmoins for banksters. Such a solution is not even debated in the Parliaments of the governments concerned.

... Simone, there is still some Xanax?

* During that time, credit erodes always ... *

Bradford & Bingley , English nationalized financial institution last year, although controlled by the state, failed on the last monthly payment, an amount one-half billion dollars of its debt to the Private Sector: This event will trigger the initiation of many contracts credit default ("CDS" or "Credit Default Swaps).
Insured Institutions Who investors against a default by Bradford & Bingley, the UK mortgage lender, will have to pay out on the credit default contracts, the international regulator ruled on Thursday, after the government refused to pay the interest on the defunct bank’s debt.

The decision by the International Swaps and Derivatives Association that a credit default had occurred triggered a so-called “credit event” and will see institutions who insured investors against a default by the UK mortgage lender paying out.

[Financial Times : " Banks face Bradford & Bingley CDS pay out "]
Ce n'est pas une surprise, écrit plus loin le Financial Times. Mais cela dénote de ce que les institutions financial loss may continue even after their nationalization, which obviously does not protect creditors ...

It comes back to our more general concern about the rotten assets in general, and particularly credit default swaps [The Crisis for Dummies: "AIG ill just thinking about "].

In the Financial Times, Tony Jackson is concerned that pension funds have started to drink from consolidated obligations of the private sector ("CLOs", "Collaterized Loan Bonds"), while those cis are more than likely doomed to a decrease of 14% in 2009:
Logic suggests a lot of companies owned by private equity must be on the point of expiring under the weight of their debt. But the bankruptcy rate, though rising, is still historically low.

It is as if the insanity of the bubble years had never happened. So when will the storm finally break?

Any time now, it seems. Last year, the default rate in European leveraged loans – in effect, private equity debt – was under 5 per cent. So far this year, it is about 8 per cent. But for the full year, according to industry specialists, it could be a record 15 per cent.

[...] I don’t know whether my own pension fund is investing in leveraged loans right now, but I rather hope not .

[Financial Times: "Private equity set to Become a weapon of mass destruction "]

* Conclusion *


If you have a pill, a bottle or a tablet, mail it to me comment, thank you ...

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Friday, July 3, 2009

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AIG ill just thinking about it!

For Chonique Agora [ AIG and CDS could precipitate the collapse of markets ]
"... confirmation of a serious warning on mini-crash AIG collapsed -9% and -12.8% -22% sequentially and then Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Apart from the difficulty to assign subsidiaries at a good price and rumors of heavy losses in the sector recurrent cursed CDS resurface. "
With the buffet a few tons of CDS shot point blank, the zombie AIG had handed over his legs this winter through good perf 'blood taxpayer (thank you, Uncle Paulson!):
"From the enormous amount injected in recent months in the U.S. insurance giant AIG to save it from bankruptcy (127 billion) , much (50 billion) was returned to the banks who sold the insurer's toxic. "

[The Crisis for Dummies" Scandal around the bailout of AIG "]
But here, the CDS are on their way, it seems that the animal does not cash out the heat of summer.

End thriller for AIG? Not so fast, because Uncle Bernanke is there with his clysthère dollars in fees, which comes from a small to inject one billion in the arteries of the institution most rotten of all international banking Capernaum:
"Credit extended by the Fed in Connection with the rescue of Insurance American International Group Inc.. rose from one billion to $ 83.4 $ 82.7 one billion last week. Last week AIG Announced That It Agreed to hand over stakes in Two overseas units to the New York Fed to Reduce icts central bank debt by $ 25 trillion. "

Source: [Bloomberg:" Fed AIG Rescued by "]
We talk too much of AIG, I think ... this makes a bit like the Bear Stearns case in early 2008, provided that you have not already forgotten the name of evil memory ... [A little reminder here: Bloomberg ]

But, panicked by the massive job losses this month June and continued through the dive of GDP and U.S. real estate, the average consumer could not continue to consume more. ... And then hello waltz CDS in the portfolio of AIG. At the risk of stress are you repeat
"all the risk of global financial pyramid is concentrated into a single weak point : CDS guarantees granted by the monoline bank for many many CDOs"

[The Crisis for Dummies " hello ... goodbye Ambac crisis! "]
With any luck, no need to wait for the crash of October 2009, the second season has just begun. Otherwise, we will have to redo Nip Tuck or resume Heroes.

But it must be said, to make us shudder nothing like the roaring and rolling eyes AIG who, supported by his horde of rotten bankers, killing our small economies Loved synthetic CDOs.

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you think like that, and without checking on the Internet, as of today (that is to say June 25, 2009), the Dow since October 2008, he went back to how many%?

Huh? Since October, will, at random like that ... Tell

like to see it?

Well, ...

Well, ...

aha ...

(scroll, scroll, scroll )....

hehe ...

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haha ...

(scroll, scroll, scroll )....

Well, the Dow has risen from zero percent:





Oh! "it" was zero percent.

in eight months.

Zero percent, and scraping pans all funds, with the super boost global tax, amphetamines bizarre monetary policies, the foot to the floor on interest rates (they will not go lower, no kidding ).

Good. Continue: since October 2007? How the Dow? In your opinion?

Since before the crisis, when everything was going well, when property values would grow without end, eh ... "On" was how since October 2007?

In one year and eight months?

Well ... least 43%!

Graph:




least 43 percent in one year without foot on the brake and then everyone is rolling up her sleeves and scratch in eight months.

Hmmm ...


But the right question is obviously: Compared to today, these 8 months of zero, we will have done what, in October 2010?

Huh?

Huh?

you think?



Go! Your predictions are welcome in comments.

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foot on the brake

Here the image of the American economic slowdown, given by Brad Stesti:



We see that the incoming flows of private capital (green) and outgoing ( yellow) fell before exports (blue) and imports (dark blue).

On this second graph, we see that net private capital flows have increased dramatically, which simply reflects the fetching of the USA dollars previously invested by Americans abroad.




Comment: we reported a few weeks ago the monetarist analysis of Scott Summer, who defends the opposite assumption that the economic crisis has preceded and caused the financial crisis: [ Depression for Dummies: "The Chuck Norris Federal Reserve "]

Summer defended the policy of monetary expansion of Greenspan and Bernanke (The last two Governors of the Federal Reserve): interest rate floor for Greenspan, Bernanke for mass printing. According

Summer should have been even more monetary expansion. With this graph Stetser, this theory takes for his rank, and "Austrians" (supporters of the monetary tightening) can once again rest on their laurels immaculate.

The problem is that if the Austrians are right, we are globally very very very're screwed ...

America capitalist puts his foot on the brake and turns in on itself, which is much worse for the global economy that all risks of protectionism, real or imagined, agitated by the G20 as a scarecrow.

For the brave of you, the rest of the article is frankly blow Stetser: [Follow the Money: "Charting financière de-globalization: private capital flows are falling Faster Than trade flows"]

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Rate Of Respiration Higher In Mammal Or Reptile

The musical chairs of deflation

Ambrose Evans-Pritchard did not mince words and the picture he gives of deflation in the world is appalling:
"Beware Switzerland, it turns into deflation in the wake of Japan "
[The Telegraph: Ambrose Evans-Pritchard:" Swiss Slide Into The Next Chapter deflation signals cette overall crisis "]
summarize: after Japan, Switzerland is experiencing negative inflation above 1%, so that Philipp Hildebrand, a Governor of the Swiss National Bank, described the situation ' extremely worrying.

It speaks to intervene to artificially lower the price of Swiss French, and therein lies the systemic risk mentioned in March, that of a war of devaluations:
[The Crisis in Dummies " Switzerland-cons attack deflation and the credit freeze "]

Evans-Pritchard believes that China, Korea, Singapore and Sweden, could initiate the ping-pong hell. And that Britain and the U.S. has already begun, as a side effect of their policy of quantitative easing to counter deflation. But these two, unlike the other candidates for devaluation, are not comfortable sitting on excess cash reserves and a trade surplus ...

The West got rid of much of its losses by devaluing its currency to the detriment of the yen. The Japanese have now returned the ball, and deflation could very well choke off the recovery in the bud ...

Comment: While the G20 is a celebration and awards prance is always a mess behind the scenes of the new world disorder.
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Coyote Jaw Resin Handleknife

When the horns of info attack the G20 ...


... it is also for Dummies, but it's much funnier than my endless ranting. Unless it is even sadder ... (Thank you Axel)

Friday, April 3, 2009

Osmosis And Diffusion Lab Carolina

The biggest heist in history


The biggest heist in history continues before our eyes:

- Amnesty institutions Banking has been signed by the G20, since it can from today assess the toxic assets at the price desired by management.
[pauljorion.com François Leclerc: " In Wonderland accounting "]

- The resurgence of U.S. bank results in the first quarter comes from the percolation of aid provided to AIG by public funds, and we must solve the resumption of dummy indices.

- Scapegoats (hedge funds, Golden parachutes) are murdered in public, while raising goats resumed with a vengeance: for example, the bailout of Dexia and Fortis happening now by the grant, state funds, FSA and Dexia, vehicles designed specifically to offshore tax abuse and crammed with toxic assets.
[The Crisis for Dummies: "The garbage Lippens the proper care of the taxpayer "]

- The funny thing is the measure, announced by drum beating Sarkozy and constition to "list the paradise tax. Is it a blacklist or a business directory?
[Le Monde: " list of tax havens and elsewhere "]
everyone is not fooled, but it's hard to see his opinions in the current wave of enthusiasm smug: [The Depression for Dummies: "When the G20 plays referee Monopoly"]

Clearly, the speech of 22 March Maystadt was promoting the robbery and announced the implementation that we are witnessing today [The Crisis for Dummies: Maystadt " We are perhaps not after what we must discover at Fortis or Dexia. "]

The worst is that my gut feeling me said that the robbery never walk only half: we will avoid the clash of funding problems for banks and states, but the engine of growth may well fail: lack of transparency will significantly slow investment, the point of seizing the economy seriously.

(thank you to BA and to Jack Rabbit)

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

New Dental Hygienist Cover Letter

When the G20 plays Monopoly


On the forums of the Echo, the worst often rubs the worst, but this time we found the best: the commentary called " talkingminds "(it's a nickname) on the announcement of the Recovery Plan G20:
Even knowledgeable, obviously some people seem unable to accept the reality of the situation [...] If

to inject enough money that nobody has to restart economy and advance the purchasing power and quality of life for everyone, why the heck is limited to 1 trillion ... inject 1,000 trillion, better give a check for one million euros to everyone so we can go to shop and revive the economy.

Take a game of Monopoly. Put a player that makes the bank. Distribute money to players starting as a credit to be repaid with interest of 10% per round tray.
Players are allowed to go into debt without limit (which is more or less the same as at present).

I'll bet that by the end of the game, all players will ruined and they have had to put all assets accumulated in the bank mortgage banker and find the owner of any gaming Planteau

Why? Because the interests that the players had to pay were never injected into the game!

You got it now or is it hopeless?

[Echo: " A turning point for global economic recovery (Obama) " ]
Frankly, talkingminds is hopeless ... but that does not prevent you from having damn right!

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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Davids Bridal Sale 2010

Maystadt referee: "It is perhaps not out of what we must discover at Fortis and Dexia."

The President of the European Investment Bank defends the stimulus for sustainable consumption, social justice and the consolidation of banks by public subsidies.

Maystadt was speaking on Monday, March 23 at Braine-le-Comte on the theme of the crisis before an elected regional pareterre of the HRC, the centrist party Francophone Belgium.

Both election rally and extension conference on the crisis, this mix has proved instructive ... Here is a summary of "The crisis Financial: why, how, what next? "streaky graphics of its author, and, of course, our comments.

** The reason: the credit bubble **

We began by analyzing the causes of the crisis. Philippe Maystadt, the crisis is primarily the result of the credit bubble, bubble which is itself the result of three important trends which have occurred over the long term

1. The global trade imbalance . The Western consumerism, living on credit and that is not producing, contratse with Asia (China, but also India, Singapore, Taiwan) in trade surplus and holds a huge surplus of cash: 10 trillion in foreign reserves accumulated reinvested mostly the United states in the form of Treasury bills .

2
policy interest rate minimum . This policy, introduced by Alan Greenspan, was very accommodating to U.S. consumers and put some oil on the fire, increasing the abundance of payment methods, so that interest rates, given the inflation, by the time it was negative ... (Chart below)

3. Securitization : Securities created in the United States based on mortgages were Easter and insecure, so that Maystadt has himself forbade his managers to acquire the Bank for more than 1% stake in the bank. Worse, these securities were guaranteed bad investment with leverage ["leverage"], which multiplies their impact on the system in case of crisis.

Result: during 2007, not only the credit has increased, but (be sure to follow) the pace of credit growth has also increased: it''s the exponential growth of credit [ Editor's Note: this is call'd a bubble of credit].

The two graphs below show the variation in growth of credit granted to households and businesses. [ ed. As long as the line is above zero, it is in credit growth, when the line goes, we are in the exponential growth or bubble. The small gray line on the first diagram is the bubble of credit granted to households in Europe, that is to say you and me ...]

There was something to ask questions, so that Maystadt itself by its own admission, had warned the IMF officials on the risks of bubbles in the field of credit cards in early 2007.


** How: the non-surprise, sectoral impacts, public finance **

Once the credit bubble in place, the crisis is easily explained. This is the second part of the conference, Maystadt, who argues that the fall estate is not the cause but the consequence the credit crisis. [ ed. : You said since July 2008: The Crisis for Dummies: "Why , how far the credit crisis? "].

And remember that the bubble above credit cards would have been the first burst.

So the crisis was not a surprise, there were signals for some time. Maystadt cites an example written by Jacques de la Rosiere, former IMF Managing Director, former Governor of the Banque de France [ ed. and indicted in the case of Credit Lyonnais], which provided in January 2007 exactly, what happened since ...
"That is to say that from the time when prices have been increasing there has been a reversal, and it was first produced in the U.S. housing market, the system has collapsed. "

" In Europe, we failed to find consensus. The Germans, under their EU presidency, demanded to submit to the supervision of Europe uncontrolled elements, such as hedge funds, but the measure was blocked by the English. "

" We lack of foresight, was ridiculed those who threw red flags, while young traders in the City of London where the General in Paris were obviously much smarter and believed that everything could go on, the trees rose to heaven. "
The following two charts show the impact of the crisis on the real estate and automobile sectors. One can compare situations American, English and European.


There is then the deleterious consequences of the crisis on the finances of members of the European Union: European government bonds, which were aligned on the same course since the creation of the Euro, are being dispersed.

As shown in the graph below, Germany stands now significantly better than Greece and Ireland who have abused easy money during the good times, and are now declining credibility:



And the consequences of this on our budget and our finances are already being felt, since, while the cost of money now costs 2% more expensive in Ireland and Greece to Germany, Belgium now borrows at a rate comparable to that of Spain:



Finally, investments will most likely deeply affected by the crisis because the Ralet economic (recession) has was preceded by a financial crisis.

In such a case (black curve) investments shrink more significantly (10%?) And for a longer period (9 months?) [ ed. : interpretation to be confirmed]




** Solutions: Banking amnesty, targeted stimulus, sustainability **

In the third part of his presentation, Maystadt discussed our options out of the crisis. [ ed. : In fact, it is limited to recovery policies, see below our comments reviews].

1. revival of monetary policy no longer within our reach, interest rates are already very low. Moreover, if the money stays in the banks and the credit does not restart, it's not because banks are afraid to lend, but rather because the debtors potential (especially households) are afraid of borrow.

The cause of the crisis are the debt [ ed. 'deleveraging'], people will not want to borrow even more attractive rates. Maystadt and quote the trite example of the Japanese crisis, with its monetary stimulus ineffective for ten years because of investor nervousness.

2. revival by exports, it is not feasible in the context of a global crisis ...

3. The increasing deficit budget is now the only way forward. This is the Keynesian path, that of fiscal stimulus and state investments. Maystadt thus defends the revival of consumption by public subsidies.

Mystadt then reviewed the conditions for passing a policy. There are three:
A. Consolidation of banks through the subsidization of losses. [ ed. : Ouch!]
B. Temporary stimulus plan, quick and focused.
C. Choice of recovery that fall within the sustainability and social justice.
These three points are worth some attention a bit, what Maystadt has done. Let us follow his reasoning, starting with the subsidization of bank losses.
"We must first résourde problems of the banking system and put banks in a condition to lend," said EIB President, by rushing to concede that "it may seem odd given that greed and pride of some bankers to be counted among the causes of this crisis. "

" Unfortunately, "continues Maystadt," we have never seen a country recover from a crisis without banks in working order. "We must therefore resolve to help them by the public sector.
Later, during questions, he will expand somewhat on the situation in Belgium:
"It is perhaps not out of what we must discover or at Fortis Dexia. "

" The challenge in Belgium is to return to fiscal balance "and that is to limit the budgetary cost that has addossé BNP-Paribas. The standalone option (Fortis alone without BNP) was "Possible but more risky."

Given the consequences of an aging population, which puts pressure on medium-term public finances, "the Belgian government has done well to play safe budget.
Regarding the recovery plan itself, the possibilities are numerous and must three criteria used to select the most appropriate interventions:
  1. " Timely" means the measures must have an immediate effect. For example, the bonus policy in the event of redemption of a less polluting vehicle, already established in Germany, would, according Maystadt license sales in February 2009 in this country exceed sales in February 2008.
  2. " Targeted" means measures must be targeted towards those in most need in the context of the current rise, such as increased allocations for victims of redundancies.
  3. "Temporary ": the duration of the measures should be limited in time, otherwise consumers will continue to wait out the crisis before turning his hand to the portfolio.
To close his presentation, Maystadt wanted to include these measures in a temporary stimulus vision long-term , focused on sustainability and social justice

It gave him the opportunity to teach his audience a new technical term: the "social rate of time adjustment, which enables the recording of the impact on future generations . And examples include climate change, the aging of the population, and the reserves of fossil fuels, whose preservation conflicts with some cleanup goals.
themes and places it in the context of growth , the decrease is not according him a plausible hypothesis.
But
Maystadt, sustainability, can not be completely separated from the social justice : if there are many risks of social dislocation to tolerate too much inequality in the same age is worse among different age groups, because a population too poor not think of the future and not worry about future generations.


It will be understood, is the aging workhorse of Mr. Maystadt.


Meanwhile, here is the menu of things to come (Chart: Table of stimulus in Europe, click the image to enlarge) shows that the German measures are more generous than the Belgian deficit requires :-(







** In non-response to our question **

Before 150 people, we did not have room for a real debate, but rather has been an excellent demonstration of political rhetoric
. I'm not here to tell you how he very trained in public games, rebounded to his advantage on all issues which were not consistent in its recovery plan , it was really painful.

Just an example, distressing: in non-response to our question "bankers are they not responsible for the excessive risks taken in securitization?" Maystadt has just the opportunity to place one or two interesting proposals to limit conflicts of interest in the financial world, I summarize :
  • He proposed to pay the bonus annual Traders three years after On the basis of financial results medium term rather than year-end.
  • In the same vein, he plans that prohibit audit firms (Price Waterhouse Cooper, Accenture) are both consultants and auditors and for companies they review ...
  • The rating agencies (like Standard & Poor's) conflict of interest because they are required to evaluate financial products often they have helped to conceive.
  • Moreover, these agencies should be paid by institutions seeking to dispose of quotations, rather than by the institutions listed, as is currently the If ...
  • If the remediation plan for European banks had to go through the isolation of toxic assets into a 'Bad Bank ' Maystadt proposes that it be funded, as in Germany, by a consortium of banks, rather than, as in the USA and England, directly by the state.
  • Regarding securitization, we should require the issuer to retain some risk on the securitized debt.
[ ed. We find here the scent of coffee-toxic, fire our blog reader and occasional contributor Jack Rabbit. ]

** What Maystadt did not say **

"But, could we say," what's new regulations, while the rules are already being flouted at large day? "
[ Crisis for Dummies: "Ten questions to economists "]

And I am not referring here to Madoff or Kerviel but the most respectable banker. Those who are not ashamed to tighten the clamp. For

Crisis for Dummies, the a fundamental cause of the crisis, the mismanagement of mortgage agents, managers credit risk managers, rating agencies, management of banks, regulatory bodies and institutional investors.
[ Crisis for Dummies: "Why , how far the credit crisis? "]

The disempowerment chain, in violation of existing rules, triggered the crisis. The plea of the President of the EIB for a new regulation is wishful thinking, a way to excuse the establishment by limiting the liability of the crisis of aporia unusable bank accounting rules and the lack of regulation in securitization.

The absence of rules in these matters does not relieve the bankers to ensure the successful completion of their investments on "good fathers" (and not by Pastors Pandy).

Moreover, by dissim ulation of these responsibilities, Maystadt obscures the fundamental uselessness there to plug the hole of credit by an additional loan. A recovery plan for the budget will not solve the crisis, it will prolong the aprofondissant hole public finances.
[The Crisis for Dummies: A hole patch to plug the hole wooden leg "]
[Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: "Spend Now Pay Later "]


Economists called "Austrians", only to common sense, require euthanasia banks currently under infusion of public money to restore confidence.
One can only dream of a better world where bankers would listen. But they prefer to run their Moneytron, that, at least it pays!

* The farm shop Friedman **

The most relevant issue, was probably the next
, raised by a deserving Brainois Title:
"You put on SELETTE as fundamental causes of the crisis, the trade balance global interest rates and securitization. Should we not do due mainly to the monetarist economics and the Friedman School, which has justified all these excesses by promoting virtualisation of the economy? "
is a fundamental issue because monetarism was indeed the offcial doctrine of capitalism throughout the period of "bubble" in the graphs presented, during which Maystadt put monetarism into effect at the Belgian level and then Europe.
[Read more: Crisis for Dummies: Naomi Klein:
The Shock Doctrine ]

We would have loved to know how the President of the EIB has come to embrace his new faith Keynesian, and motivations that led him to deny the dogma of Friedman which he was the apostle.

this excellent question, as a reflector
in broad daylight, the response was Maystadt luminously opaque:
"Friedman does not interest us, what we see now is a stimulus package."
... at this level of bad faith is most of kung fuck , we can talk bluntly révisionsisme.

Worse, this means the complete amnesia amnesty politicians responsible for the banking system, complementary to that amnesty Bankers, operated through the socialization of losses, and
denounced above.

Charity, the edifice of social justice developed by Maystadt for HRC's campaign covers a wide aporia on the responsibility of politicians.

We will punish anyone, everyone can rest easy, at least in Knokke and Rhodes-St-Genèse. For

others, there will be fiscal austerity, intergenerational solidarity, and new banking regulations, which washes whiter than white.

icing on the cake, Maystadt explains that he saw the crisis coming and did nothing!
(see supra, its December laration on its "no surprise")

I
nadmissible ? Well more , ultimate stupidity and unbearable that broke the camel's over the market, we ask ourselves, voters continue to vote for his party.

order,
probably it can continue to do nothing?

I did not know the Bank has provided to the FARC in Colombia. Obviously, it's good ...
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